Released: September 24, 1974

Featuring: Paul McCartney & Wings

Songwriter: Mike McGear Paul McCartney

Producer: Paul McCartney

Norton is a mummy's boy, Norton's very clever
Norton's very good at sport in the nicer weather

Norton is a pretty boy, Norton is a sissy
Norton's got a lovely girl, now isn't that a pity?

Norton is a daddy's boy, Norton joined the Army
He thought they'd make a man of him--he must be bloody barmy!

Truck on!

22431333, Private Norton reporting for duty, sir!
A-jolly good, Norton, recommend a commission, Sergeant!
Sir! About turn!
Left, right, left, right
Left, right, left, right...

Norton's still a pansy boy, Norton's still a pet
And if he gave me half a chance, I'd wring his bleedin' neck!

I love you, Norton
Right on!

Mike McGear

Peter Michael McCartney (born January 7, 1944) is perhaps best known for being Paul McCartney’s younger brother—this explains his use of the pseudonym, “Mike McGear,” to differentiate himself from his world-famous sibling.

He is a British performance artist and music photographer. Among his various aliases, Beatles manager Brian Epstein also gave him the nickname “Flash Harry,” due to his constant use of a flash camera in the 1960s.