Featuring: Jon Lovitz

Songwriter: Cole Porter

R: I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
J: Is that what they're saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl
Unrequited love?
J: Sounds like pure soap opera
R: I may cry
J: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is

J: What frails
What frocks
R: What broads
J: What pearls
What rocks
R: They're bootiful
J: Why, I've never seen such gaiety
R: Neither have I
J: It's all just too, too risqué really

R: This French champagne
J: Domestic
R + J: So good for the brain
R: That's what I was gonna say
J: You know you're a brilliant fellow?
R: Why, thank you
J: Pick up, Jack
But please don't eat that glass, my friend

Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
R: No!
J: Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl. you know
Got up and finished 4th
R: The kid's got guts
J: Havin' a nice time?
Grab a line

R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star
J: Oh, what now?
R: She got pinched in the Astor Bar
J: Slushed again, ey?
R: She was stoned
J: Well did you evah
R: Never
R + J: What a swell party this is

J: Hey. check out that ass!
R: Aah, it's a lovely dress
Do you think I could talk her out of it?

It's great
J: Ah, it's great
R: So grand
J: So grand
R + J: This wo-o-nderland
R: La la
J: Ladada
We sing
R: Oh we sing
J: So rare
R: So rare
J: Like old camembert
R: Old camembert
R + J: Like ba, ba rum
J: Ba ba ba bum
R: Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum

R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
A swell party
A swellegant, elegant party this is

J: I drink to your health
R: Naah, let's drink to your wealth
J: You're my bon ami
R: Hey, that's French
J: Liberty
R + J: Fraternity

R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars
Well did you evah
What a swell party
Swell party
Swellegant, elegant party this is

Robbie Williams

One of Britain’s biggest pop acts, Robbie Williams is an English singer-songwriter. He originally rose to fame in boy band Take That but left the group in 1995 to pursue a solo career.

He released his debut album, Life Thru a Lens, in 1997. Although slow to take off, after the success of single “Angels”, the album rose to No.1 in the UK charts. Then his second album, I’ve Been Expecting You, became an even bigger success. Released in 1998, it produced hits “Millennium”, “Strong” and “She’s the One”.

His success continued on third album Sing When You’re Winning, released in 2000, which contains hits “Rock DJ”, “Kids” and “Supreme”; fourth album Swing When You’re Winning (2001) a compilation of big band standards, with single “Somethin' Stupid”; fifth album Escapology (2002), which contains the hit “Feel”; sixth album Intensive Care (2005) with hits “Tripping” and “Sin Sin Sin”.