Released: May 18, 2012

Songwriter: Dirt Nasty Andy Milonakis RiFF RAFF

Producer: Nik Nikateen

[Verse 1: Andy]
Step in the club, and we lookin' real neato
I be gettin' bitches with my blue tuxedo
We're neato, like a giraffe in a speedo
What's up, sonny? Que pasa mijo
Chillin' with Rihanna out in Puerto Rico
She ate my coconut, cause she thought it was a Zico

[Verse 2: Riff Raff]
Yeah, neato. I beat up the block like Steven Seagal
Pour a four in a Pellegrino, driving backwards through Reno
Pointy sided Doritos, go 'head, shoot the free-throw
I pull up at the casino, candy Cheeto steamboat
Desert Eagle (Desert Eagle), flash the Buick Regal
I pull up on you people, buttercream Beetle

[Chorus]
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look mom, we're neato
Look kids, we're neato
(We're really neato)

[Verse 3: Andy]
Neato, burrito, hold the chorizo
Snitches get stitches, shout out to Lilo
Fuck cocaine, my cock's like a kilo
You know I be stacking mo' dough than Phyllo
Your momma sucked my dick, tell her, "Keep it on the d-low"
I keep it underground, you're commercial like Vevo

[Verse 4: Riff Raff]
Case closed, never seen before
Blow it up, C4, hide the Benz by the sea shore
All about the pesos, ten second c-note
Next year, I'm in the movies. (Quentin) Tarantino
I'm in the Costa Rica, pizza Totino
You got a low self-esteem? You can rent my ego

[Chorus]
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look mom, we're neato
Look kids, we're neato
(We're really neato)
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look mom, we're neato
Look kids, we're neato
(We're really neato)

[Verse 5: Dirt Nasty]
Neato, butt-naked in the El Camino
I'm white like Barry, not brown like Nino
Dirt Nasty, don't ask me what's neato
While I'm shittin' on the track like Waka Flocka Seagulls
(Evil)
Don't look through the peephole
Unless you wanna see your grandma sitting on my meat-pole
Locked up in Chino, got shanked by a Latino
For a bag of Hot Fritos, my dick mas poquito
Neato, still whip it like Devo
Cause my dick short and fat like Danny DeVito
Barely legal, hotter than a jalapeno
When she dropped to her knees and did the Tim Tebow

[Chorus]
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look mom, we're neato
Look kids, we're neato
(We're really neato)
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look mom, we're neato
Look kids, we're neato
(We're really neato)

[Outro]
Nik Nikateen
Neato

Three Loco

Three Loco (stylized as ¡Three Loco!) is an American comedy hip hop group composed of Andy Milonakis, Dirt Nasty, and RiFF RAFF. The trio has self-proclaimed themselves as the “Holy Trinity of hip-hop”. In an e-mail interview with Earmilk, Dirt Nasty jokingly states that Three Loco’s sound is that of “Martha Stewart giving birth to a chalk board”