You're like an accident
And I'm not wearing underwear
Stepped in this a thousand times
Should no better but I don't care

You're like a big balloon
I can feel it tied around my neck
Floating higher…pulling tighter
The view from here just takes my breathe away

Baby I just want to hate you
I don't mind
I'll be your artificial girlfriend
Don't ask why
Don't ask why

Make me feel like you're my hero
Make me feel like I'm the one
Temporary satisfaction's got to be better than none at all

Maybe I just want to hate you
I don't mind
I'll be your artificial girlfriend
Don't ask why
Don't ask why

You're like an accident
You're like an accident
You're like an accident
And I'm not wearing underwear
Stepped in this a thousand times
Should no better but I don't care

Artificial…superficial…unconditional…very special
Artificial…superficial…unofficial…very special
Artificial…superficial…unconditional…very special
Artificial…superficial…unofficial…very special

Tiffany

Tiffany Renee Darwish (born October 2, 1971), simply known by her mononym Tiffany, is an American singer, songwriter, actress, and former teen icon. She is most notable for her 1987 cover of “I Think We’re Alone Now,” a song originally recorded by Tommy James and the Shondells in 1967. Released as the second single from her eponymous album, Tiffany, the song quickly became a teen anthem. Thanks to an original mall tour, "The Beautiful You: Celebrating The Good Life Shopping Mall Tour ‘87”, Tiffany found commercial success; both the single and the album peaked at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and Billboard 200 charts, respectively. The singles “Could’ve Been” and “I Saw Him Standing There”, a cover version of The Beatles’ “I Saw Her Standing There”, followed soon after, with the former also claiming the No. 1 position on the Hot 100.

Tiffany was born in 1971 to James Robert Darwish and Janie Wilson, who divorced when she was very young. She grew up in Norwalk, California.

Tiffany began singing around 1975 when she was four years old and learned the words to the song “Delta Dawn”. After the divorce, she resided with her father, but in her adolescence, she rebelled against his strict Baptist parenting. While attending Leffingwell Christian High School, a group of friends and she behaved in a manner which contravened school regulations; she acknowledged this on Celebrity Ghost Stories in 2012.