Garlicky Green Beans

• Handful (approximately 1/2 pound) fresh green beans
• 2 tablespoons minced garlic
• Kosher salt, black pepper, garlic powder
• Olive oil
• 2 tablespoons unsalted butter (optional)

1. Call Fergie, invite her to watch a movie on Netflix. Once she accepts, start making green beans
2. Boil lightly salted water in a silver-lined pot with a mahogany handle
3. Add green beans into the pot
4. Boil 3 1/2 to 4 minutes, or just before tender
5. Drain green beans
6. Heat a marble skillet, and add olive oil and butter
7. Add green beans to marble skillet, and cook them over medium-high heat
8. Toss for 30 seconds, then add garlic and season with salt, pepper and garlic powder
9. Cook for 1 to 2 more minutes, and taste for doneness
10. After eating a taste serving, pack up the rest for later and watch Shottas on Netflix

Smoky Kale Greens

• 1 pound kale
• 1/2 small purple onion
• Olive oil
• 2 teaspoons garlic
• Smoked turkey of your choice
• 4 cups chicken stock
• Salt and pepper

1. Heat up some olive oil in a pan, and add onion and garlic to it
2. Let the mixture cook for 1 to 2 minutes, then add smoked turkey and toss that for 1 more minute
3. Add 4 cups chicken stock to a pot, and season with salt and pepper for desired flavor
4. Bring to a boil, then add kale, cooking until kale stalks are tender. This should take approximately 20 to 25 minutes
5. Sit down and enjoy all your greens while listening to "Black Unicorn"

2 Chainz

Tauheed Epps better known by his stage name 2 Chainz (born September 12, 1977) is an American rapper who born and raised in College Park, Georgia. He is known for his witty lyrics and unique delivery.

He originally went by the stage name Tity Boi but decided to change his name to signify his growth as an artist.

2 Chainz was originally a member of the duo Playaz Circle (under the name Tity Boi) and an artist under Ludacris' DTP label. Since leaving DTP in 2010, he has signed to Def Jam Records and frequently collaborates with Kanye West’s G.O.O.D. Music label, even though he is not officially a member.