Released: July 26, 2011
Songwriter: Jeremy Crady Casey Beathard Jeff Hyde Eric Church
Producer: Jay Joyce
[Verse 1]
Read it in the paper
Marked the date on the wall
To remind myself to celebrate
The day I lose it all
They made plans to be together
I made plans to be alone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
Damn right I've got objections
But it's awful too late now
Yeah, the cans are on the limo
And the rice is on the ground
They're headed for the islands
But hell I'm already gone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
Here's to happy ever after
And here's to balls and chains
And Here's to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And here's to holding' up
And getting' right where I belong
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Verse 2]
Yeah I knew that it was over
When I heard those wedding bells
That preacher was my jailer
Now this bottle is my bail
So much for all that praying'
Her I do would be I don't
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
So to hell with her and him
And the white horse they rode out on
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Outro]
Yeah she got a rock
Ha ha ha
I'm getting' stoned
Yeah I'm getting' stoned
Yeeaahhh come on
Read it in the paper
Marked the date on the wall
To remind myself to celebrate
The day I lose it all
They made plans to be together
I made plans to be alone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
Damn right I've got objections
But it's awful too late now
Yeah, the cans are on the limo
And the rice is on the ground
They're headed for the islands
But hell I'm already gone
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
Here's to happy ever after
And here's to balls and chains
And Here's to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And here's to holding' up
And getting' right where I belong
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Verse 2]
Yeah I knew that it was over
When I heard those wedding bells
That preacher was my jailer
Now this bottle is my bail
So much for all that praying'
Her I do would be I don't
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
So to hell with her and him
And the white horse they rode out on
She got a rock
I'm getting' stoned
[Outro]
Yeah she got a rock
Ha ha ha
I'm getting' stoned
Yeah I'm getting' stoned
Yeeaahhh come on
61 Days In Church Volume 2
- Livin’ Part of Life
- Ophelia -Live At Bakers Life Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, IN / February 23, 2017
- My Town - Live At Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH / February 24, 2017
- Ramblin’ Gamblin’ Man - Live At The Palace At Auburn Hills, Auburn Hills, MI / February 25, 2017
- Up On Cripple Creek - Live At Budweiser Gardens, London, ONT / February 28, 2017
- Don’t Do It - Live At Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ONT - March 2, 2017
- The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - Live At Canadian Tire Center, Ottawa, ONT / March 3, 2017
- The Shape I’m In - Live At MTS Centre, Winnipeg, MB / March 7, 2017
- Get Up Jake - Live At Sasktel Centre, Saskatoon, SK / March 9, 2017
- Sundown - Live At Rexall Place, Edmonton, AB / March 10, 2017
- Alberta - Live At Scotiabank Saddledome, Calgary, AB / March 11, 2017
- It Makes No Difference - Live At Rogers Arena, Vancouver, BC / March 14, 2017
- Portland, Oregon - Live At Moda Center, Portland, OR / March 16, 2017
- Jolene - Live At Spokane Arena, Spokane, WA / March 17, 2017
- Memphis Medley (How I Got To Memphis/Walking In Memphis) - Live At Landers Center, Southaven, MS / F
- Kill A Word
- Like Jesus Does
- Smoke a Little Smoke
- The Hard Way
- Lightning
- Can’t Take It With You
- Pledge Allegiance To The Hag
- Young And Wild
- Hell On The Heart
- Creepin’
- Drink In My Hand
- I’m Gettin’ Stoned
- Mr. Misunderstood
- Chattanooga Lucy
- Better Man - Live At Tacoma Dome, Tacoma, WA / March 18, 2017
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- 61 Days In Church Volume 2 (2017)
- 61 Days in Church Volume 5 (2019)
- Mr. Misunderstood
- Record Year
- Springsteen
- Stick That in Your Country Song
- Some of It
- Like A Wrecking Ball
- Round Here Buzz
- Higher Wire
- Mixed Drinks About Feelings
- Three Year Old
- Monsters
- Talladega
- Kill A Word
- Heart Like a Wheel
- Knives Of New Orleans
- Desperate Man
- Holdin’ My Own
- The Snake
- Lynyrd Skynyrd Jones
- Hell of a View
- Why Not Me
- Hippie Radio
- Carolina
- Like Jesus Does