Released: August 17, 1983
Songwriter: Prince
Producer: Prince
[Intro]
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
If I had your number
I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy, if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 2]
I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 3]
If I had your address
I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in and then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 4]
If you think I'm nasty
You ain't seen nothing yet
You see I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream the nastier I get
I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 5]
Run go tell your boyfriend
That his loving done got too old
Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road
Tell him you live on a lily pad
With a horny toad
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
If I had your number
I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe a little heavy, if that didn't work, maybe I'd start to groan
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 2]
I don't want your money
'Cause I got all I need
All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed
I don't love you
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 3]
If I had your address
I'd come right to your door
I'd knock all day till you let me in and then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad
[Verse 4]
If you think I'm nasty
You ain't seen nothing yet
You see I'm the kinda brother that the more you scream the nastier I get
I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 5]
Run go tell your boyfriend
That his loving done got too old
Might as well pack his things and get his dead ass on the road
Tell him you live on a lily pad
With a horny toad
1999: Deluxe Edition
- Lady Cab Driver (7" Edit)
- If It’ll Make U Happy
- Something in the Water (Does Not Compute) [Original Version]
- Colleen
- You’re All I Want
- International Lover (Take 1) [Live in Studio]
- Bold Generation
- Rearrange
- Money Don’t Grow On Trees
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore? (Take 2)
- Possessed (1982 Version)
- Delirious (Full Length)
- 1999 (7" Stereo Edit)
- Irresistible Bitch (1982 Version)
- Feel U Up (1982 Version)
- 1999 (Live at Masonic Hall, Detroit, MI, 11/30/1982 - Late Show)
- Lady Cab Driver / I Wanna Be Your Lover / Head / Little Red Corvette (Tour Demo)
- Don’t Let Him Fool Ya
- Can’t Stop This Feeling I Got (1982 Version)
- Yah, You Know
- Vagina
- No Call U
- Lady Cab Driver
- Free
- Something in the Water (Does Not Compute)
- Automatic
- Let’s Pretend We’re Married
- Delirious
- D.M.S.R.
- Little Red Corvette
- All the Critics Love U in New York
- International Lover
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore?
- Little Red Corvette (Special Dance Mix)
- Do Yourself a Favor
- Horny Toad
- Irresistible Bitch
- Turn It Up
- Purple Music
- Moonbeam Levels
- Teacher, Teacher
- 1999
- The Hits/The B-Sides (1993)
- 1999: Deluxe Edition (2019)
- 1999
- Little Red Corvette
- Adore
- Sign O’ the Times
- If I Was Your Girlfriend
- P. Control
- I Wanna Be Your Lover
- Nothing Compares 2 U
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The World
- Head
- Controversy
- When You Were Mine
- Do Me, Baby
- Sister
- Starfish and Coffee
- Soft and Wet
- 1000 X’s & O’S
- The Ballad of Dorothy Parker
- U Got the Look
- Call My Name
- I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore?
- Dirty Mind
- Gold