Released: October 27, 1982
Songwriter: Prince
Producer: Prince
[Verse 1]
Some people tell me I got great legs
Can't figure out why you make me beg
Does not compute (Does not compute)
Don't not compute (Don't not compute)
You think you're special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute (Does not compute)
It don't not compute (Don't not compute)
[Chorus]
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Because why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
[Verse 2]
Some people think I'm kind of cute
But that don't compute when it comes to Y-O-U
It don't compute (Don't not compute)
Something mama don't compute (Don't not compute)
What's the hangup? What's the scam?
Guess you think I'm just another one, one of your fans
It don't compute (Don't not compute)
Something honey don't compute (Don't not compute)
[Chorus]
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Because why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
[Verse 3]
I've got to get to you, baby
Some people think I'm kind of smart
Why must a fellow stop with you before he starts?
It don't compute, mama (Does not compute)
Something don't compute (Don't not compute)
I'd buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
But you got to talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are
[Chorus]
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Because why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
[Outro]
(Must be something in the water you drink)
(Does not compute)
(Don't not compute)
(Don't not compute)
(Must be something in the water you drink)
Bitch, you think you're special? (Must be something in the water you drink)
So do I
(second coming) (Must be something in the water you drink)
Why in God's name
Do you want to make me cry?
Why? Why? (Must be something in the water you drink)
I'd do anything for you, anything (Must be something in the water you drink)
Why don't you talk to me? (Must be something in the water you drink)
Tell me who you are (Must be something in the water you drink)
Don't do this to me (Must be something in the water you drink)
Please don't do this (Must be something in the water you drink)
Why? Why?
I do love you
I do
Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do
Some people tell me I got great legs
Can't figure out why you make me beg
Does not compute (Does not compute)
Don't not compute (Don't not compute)
You think you're special, well so do I
Why do special women make me cry?
Does not compute (Does not compute)
It don't not compute (Don't not compute)
[Chorus]
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Because why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
[Verse 2]
Some people think I'm kind of cute
But that don't compute when it comes to Y-O-U
It don't compute (Don't not compute)
Something mama don't compute (Don't not compute)
What's the hangup? What's the scam?
Guess you think I'm just another one, one of your fans
It don't compute (Don't not compute)
Something honey don't compute (Don't not compute)
[Chorus]
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Because why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
[Verse 3]
I've got to get to you, baby
Some people think I'm kind of smart
Why must a fellow stop with you before he starts?
It don't compute, mama (Does not compute)
Something don't compute (Don't not compute)
I'd buy you clothing, buy you fancy cars
But you got to talk to me, baby, tell me who you really are
[Chorus]
Must be something in the water they drink
It's been the same with every girl I've had
Must be something in the water they drink
Because why else would a woman want to treat a man so bad?
[Outro]
(Must be something in the water you drink)
(Does not compute)
(Don't not compute)
(Don't not compute)
(Must be something in the water you drink)
Bitch, you think you're special? (Must be something in the water you drink)
So do I
(second coming) (Must be something in the water you drink)
Why in God's name
Do you want to make me cry?
Why? Why? (Must be something in the water you drink)
I'd do anything for you, anything (Must be something in the water you drink)
Why don't you talk to me? (Must be something in the water you drink)
Tell me who you are (Must be something in the water you drink)
Don't do this to me (Must be something in the water you drink)
Please don't do this (Must be something in the water you drink)
Why? Why?
I do love you
I do
Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do
1999: Deluxe Edition
- Lady Cab Driver (7" Edit)
- If It’ll Make U Happy
- Something in the Water (Does Not Compute) [Original Version]
- Colleen
- You’re All I Want
- International Lover (Take 1) [Live in Studio]
- Bold Generation
- Rearrange
- Money Don’t Grow On Trees
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore? (Take 2)
- Possessed (1982 Version)
- Delirious (Full Length)
- 1999 (7" Stereo Edit)
- Irresistible Bitch (1982 Version)
- Feel U Up (1982 Version)
- 1999 (Live at Masonic Hall, Detroit, MI, 11/30/1982 - Late Show)
- Lady Cab Driver / I Wanna Be Your Lover / Head / Little Red Corvette (Tour Demo)
- Don’t Let Him Fool Ya
- Can’t Stop This Feeling I Got (1982 Version)
- Yah, You Know
- Vagina
- No Call U
- Lady Cab Driver
- Free
- Something in the Water (Does Not Compute)
- Automatic
- Let’s Pretend We’re Married
- Delirious
- D.M.S.R.
- Little Red Corvette
- All the Critics Love U in New York
- International Lover
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore?
- Little Red Corvette (Special Dance Mix)
- Do Yourself a Favor
- Horny Toad
- Irresistible Bitch
- Turn It Up
- Purple Music
- Moonbeam Levels
- Teacher, Teacher
- 1999
- 1999 (1982)
- 1999 (1-LP) (1983)
- 1999: Deluxe Edition (2019)
- 1999
- Little Red Corvette
- Adore
- Sign O’ the Times
- If I Was Your Girlfriend
- P. Control
- I Wanna Be Your Lover
- Nothing Compares 2 U
- The Most Beautiful Girl In The World
- Head
- Controversy
- When You Were Mine
- Do Me, Baby
- Sister
- Starfish and Coffee
- Soft and Wet
- 1000 X’s & O’S
- The Ballad of Dorothy Parker
- U Got the Look
- Call My Name
- I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man
- How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore?
- Dirty Mind
- Gold