Songwriter: John Lennon Paul McCartney

Producer: Richard Cheese

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all junto
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty girl, you let your pantalones down
I am the eggman (ho!), they are the eggmen (ho!)
I am the morsa, goo goo g'joob

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye (Ew!)
Hey, what's a Crabalocker? Donde esta lo crabalocker?
Yo soy the eggman, son los eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

No, we can't use that!

Ay ay ay ay

Sittando en jardin Inglés esperando por el sol
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the Taco Bell
I am the eggman (aw), they are the eggmen (aw)
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

I am the eggman, huevos hombres
I am the walrus, thank you, good night!

Richard Cheese

Richard Cheese is the stage name of Mark Jonathan Davis (born November 27, 1965), an American musician and comedian. Cheese (whose name is a pun, given it can be reduced to “Dick”) fronts Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a Los Angeles-based group that performs popular songs in a lounge/swing style reminiscent of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Tony Bennett (not to mention many a Las Vegas crooner with a ridiculous suit).

The band also features other dairy-named

-Bobby piano and keyboards