Songwriter: Lizzo Steven Cheung ​jesse saint john Ricky Reed Mina Lioness Sad Pony Justin Raisen

[Verse 1]
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch
Even when I'm crying crazy
Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me
Bling bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me

[Chorus]
Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
Don't text me, tell it straight to my face
Best friend sat me down in the salon chair
Shampoo press, get you out of my hair
Fresh photos, bomb lighting
New man on the (Minnesota) Vikings
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay

[Bridge]
I'ma hit you back in a minute (Yeah, yeah)
I don't play tag, bitch, I been it (One time)
We don't fuck with lies (Two times), we don't do goodbyes (Woo)
We just keep it pushing like ay-ay-ay

[Chorus]
Why men great 'til they gotta be great?
Don't text me, tell it straight to my face
Truth hurts, needed something more exciting
Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay, blue moon

Richard Cheese

Richard Cheese is the stage name of Mark Jonathan Davis (born November 27, 1965), an American musician and comedian. Cheese (whose name is a pun, given it can be reduced to “Dick”) fronts Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a Los Angeles-based group that performs popular songs in a lounge/swing style reminiscent of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Tony Bennett (not to mention many a Las Vegas crooner with a ridiculous suit).

The band also features other dairy-named

-Bobby piano and keyboards