Released: November 18, 2002

Songwriter: Robert John Lange Shania Twain

Producer: Simon Duggal Diamond Duggal Robert John Lange

[Intro]
Yeah

[Verse 1]
He took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Over my shoulder
Over my shoulder
I turned around to see what's up
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new, he wanted to
Know her
Know her

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, yeah
Then she flicked her hair (Yeah)
Oh, yeah, he began to stare

[Chorus]
Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!

[Verse 2]
Uh, oh
I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Know her
Know her

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Oh, yeah, I ain't getting nowhere (Yeah)
Oh, yeah, she's still standing there

[Chorus]
Waiter! (Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Ohh, yeah
Hah!

[Bridge]
There's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hose him down
Bring me water!
I don't know what he finds so distracting
What's so hot about her
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water!
Bring it on

[Interlude]
Oh
What's so hot about her?
Uh, uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Send him back to school
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter!) Bring me water!
Waiter! Bring me water!

Shania Twain

Sometimes referred to as the “queen of country pop,” Shania Twain is the best selling female artist in the history of country music, having sold 85 million+ records. She is the first and only female music artist to have three albums in a row certified Diamond by the RIAA.

Shania Twain retired from performing in 2009, citing a weakening singing voice, later consulting specialists who diagnosed her with dysphonia, likely a result of lyme disease. She returned to the stage in her show Still the One in 2012, and begun touring again in 2015.

In October 2016 she told Rolling Stone she had new music coming “really soon” which followed her plans to release her fifth studio album when she was 50.

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