Released: July 17, 2015

Songwriter: Alan Jackson

Producer: Keith Stegall

Hey, you were standing by the screen door slamming
Rather clear what's taking place
You were holding onto Louie
He was packin', he was heavy
That plastic handle just about to break
Well then you picked up Chloe
She knew y'all were going
She started barking like a tank
I was shocked and I was joking
But I will not be lonely
Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your lap
I became a little sad and called up my ol' dad
He said, "Son you just woke me from my nap"
I told him you had left me
He said, "Son now don't you hate me
You know exactly what I think
You know you're better off, you can fish and you can golf
You still got Jim and Jack and Hank"

Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you
I got Jim and Jack and Hank, that's right

So I got out the whiskey and I began to listen to the songs
Out in my truck you couldn't crank
I started feeling empty, then again it hit me
I've got Jim and Jack and Hank

Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take what's left there in the bank
Take your flat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked
Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies
To me you're just a total blank
Go on and leave me baby, I don't need you
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Yeah now, go on and leave me baby
I don't need you
I got Jim and Jack and Hank

That's right, you go ahead, I'll be A-OK, cause I got Jose
Captain Morgan, not to mention ol' Old George and Tammy
And Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash
How about old Jimmy Buffett?
Bring him in there when that sun's shining
George Strait, an old friend
Can't forget Hank Jr. and all his rowdy friends
I'm gonna clean out the whole closet baby
Oh yeah
Goodbye

Alan Jackson

Alan Eugene Jackson was born October 17, 1958 in Newnan, Georgia to Joseph Eugene “Daddy Gene” and Ruth Musick “Mama Ruth” Jackson. He has four older sisters, Diane; twins Cathy & Carol and Connie. He attended Elm Street Elementary School and Newnan High School in Newnan, GA and also attended one year at West Georgia College. Alan married Denise on December 15, 1979. They have three daughters. Mattie Denise was born June 19, 1990; Alexandra Jane “Ali” was born August 23, 1993 and Dani Grace was born August 28, 1997. The 6'4" country music singer-songwriter is known for blending honky-tonk and mainstream country sounds. He also writes many of his own songs. To date, he’s released over 15 albums.

Jackson has sold over 80 million records, and more than 50 of his singles having appeared on Billboard’s “Top 40 Country Songs”. He’s won two Grammys and 16 CMA Awards.

He is known for “I’d Love You All Over Again”, “Country Boy”, “I Don’t Even Know Your Name”, and “Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)”.