Released: February 10, 2014
Songwriter: Cosmo Jarvis
Producer: Fletcher Jarvis
[Verse 1]
If you take me for an idiot then I'm gonna give you one
I could be part of your picture
Give me pros give me cons then you finish me with one great sale
Oh, you got me feeling like a permanent fixture
You know me, I am a common man
But it's all 'cause of you
You are more than trained and qualified
Here I am making the right choice only cause you told me to
Got me thinking that you're cheering for my side
[Chorus]
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
You were a hundred in my mind
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
Least there's a penny that is mine
[Verse 2]
Would you tell me how to lick my ass if I were a dog
I'd like to think that I wouldn't listen
Always sounds so great and looks like all my prayers
Those special offers and the fools who miss them
Give me in the dog and feed me all the shit that you don't eat
Should I thank you for the chance you give me?
Why'd you ever want to trick me into thinking that I ain't been ripped
Well it's a bad thing I took my wallet out with me
[Chorus]
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
You were a hundred in my mind
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
Least there's a penny that is mine
[Bridge]
What happened to helping out your bad old man
Just because you know you can, you know you can, you know-ow-ow-ow-ow you can
[Chorus]
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
You were a hundred in my mind
Oh
Nine
Nine
Nine
If you take me for an idiot then I'm gonna give you one
I could be part of your picture
Give me pros give me cons then you finish me with one great sale
Oh, you got me feeling like a permanent fixture
You know me, I am a common man
But it's all 'cause of you
You are more than trained and qualified
Here I am making the right choice only cause you told me to
Got me thinking that you're cheering for my side
[Chorus]
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
You were a hundred in my mind
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
Least there's a penny that is mine
[Verse 2]
Would you tell me how to lick my ass if I were a dog
I'd like to think that I wouldn't listen
Always sounds so great and looks like all my prayers
Those special offers and the fools who miss them
Give me in the dog and feed me all the shit that you don't eat
Should I thank you for the chance you give me?
Why'd you ever want to trick me into thinking that I ain't been ripped
Well it's a bad thing I took my wallet out with me
[Chorus]
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
You were a hundred in my mind
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
Least there's a penny that is mine
[Bridge]
What happened to helping out your bad old man
Just because you know you can, you know you can, you know-ow-ow-ow-ow you can
[Chorus]
9999
Why'd you have to waste my time?
9999
You were a hundred in my mind
Oh
Nine
Nine
Nine
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